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A Fresh-Fried French Fry Vending Machine In Belgium

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This is a french fry vending machine in Belgium (they should have gone with waffles). For €2.50, in 90-seconds you get a fresh hot bucket of beef-fat fried fries and a dollop of either ketchup or mayonnaise, but NOT both. You have to choose. Remember when you were a kid at the toy store and you wanted two toys but your mom said you could only pick one? It's like that. Except instead of G.I. Joes and Ninja Turtles, it's ketchup and mayonnaise. So, which is it gonna be? If you answered "Shake that f***er until it falls over and both start leaking out the side", congratulations, you're now covered in third degree burns from the scalding beef-fat.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots because it's lunch time.

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Thanks to brie, who agrees waffle cut fries and seasoned curly fries are tied for the best kind of fries, followed distantly by crinkle-cuts.

There are Comments.
  • nical huang

    this machine is made by beyondte technology co.,ltd .www.beyondte.com

  • ADAM

    this machine is designed and made by BEYONDTE
    NOT by Breaktime Solution. Breaktime Solutions on a distributor of BEYONDTE

  • Chris

    We had a local one of these in Sydney about 25 years ago...

  • Izakk133

    French Fry vending machines have been around for ages.
    There's one down at our local pool lol

  • Glenn Vliegen

    ITS NOT FRENCH FRIES!!!! Fries are from Belgium.. Hence the vending machine...

  • miaoumiam

    Sauce dallas !!

  • porkleaker

    Extra big-ass fries! Carl's Jr. Fuck you! I'm eating.

  • petiteabille

    Damn, 2.50 Euro for that little pot? I could go to the fritterie down the block and get a gigantic cone of fries for that much.

  • GreyGanado

    Or a whole bag of frozen fries and the fat to fry them.

  • Neil Harper

    Well thank you so much for your offer of friendship George
    but I really don't have five thousand dollars to invest in
    your French fries vending machine. And for the sake of those
    who do invest I suggest, Sir, that you find a better name
    than "The Spuddy Buddy".

    This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you all good mental health.
    I mean that today more than ever!

  • n_a_a_s

    ♥ GW's writeup, lolz

  • Jesse Starr

    I wonder if they could have found a less appetizing picture of french fries to put on the front of the machine. Wth?

  • Guest

    I thought it was fried squid at first before I read the post.

  • cocoa

    there's no such thing as a less appetizing picture of french fries than this

  • Not even that the picture of the dude holding the mayo slathered fries right in front of it? That shit is naaaaaasty.

  • WhiteEagle2

    The most unappetizing picture.

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