STOP, I'M NOT A SEAL: Anti-Shark Attack Wetsuits
This is a line of wetsuits that have been designed to confuse a shark's vision so they won't take a bite out of you. The first two are designed to make a diver 'invisible' to sharks in the water, while the third was designed to make you look like an old-timey prison inmate and not tasty. Not pictured: a fourth wetsuit with a big 'PLEASE DON'T EAT ME' print on the chest.
"It's based on new breakthrough science which is all about visionary systems for predatory sharks," Anderson said. "We've been able to interpret that science and convert that into, basically, materials that create some confusion for sharks' visual systems."
See, it turns out that sharks are colorblind. The "Elude," a blue and white wetsuit made for divers, renders you invisible in the water. Anderson said it "hide[s] you in the water column."
The "Diverter," on the other hand, is made for surfers. The black and white pattern makes you look like the opposite of what you are, like an "unpalatable food item.
You want to make sure you never get bitten by a shark? Here's what you do: never go in the ocean. Don't even go near it. Take off your shoes. Can you feel sand between your toes? If so you are TOO CLOSE. I don't even like driving by seafood restaurants.
Hit the jump for a brief video of sharks not attacking the suits.
Thanks to Paul, one third of the folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary. No? Different Paul? So you're not going to sing Puff the Magic Dragon for me is what you're saying.