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So It's Come To This: Little Flasks Hidden As Tampons

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Because some people are willing to stop at nothing to sneak a couple shots into a concert, SmuggleYourBooze is selling these tampon flasks. They're basically 1-shot vials that you slide into the provided sleeves so they pass as tampons when security is rooting through your purse. YEAH I'VE GOT FORTY OF THEM, I'M HAVING A HEAVY DAY. I actually tried to get into a baseball game with a pocketful of these things recently and security stopped me and asked me why I had a pocketful of tampons. You know what I told him? Because my girlfriend didn't want to carry a purse and I'm a good boyfriend. Jk jk, sometimes my butt leaks when I get excited. What are you, my f***ing doctor?

Thanks to Yaz, who informed me you can also wrap airplane bottles in newspaper and write 'ANAL SUPPOSITORIES' on them with Sharpie and that works too.

There are Comments.
  • Freedom Flask ®

    It's all abut the Freedom Flask!

    Made in USA, comfy hidden flask that fits in your pants and carries a full bottle of liquor.

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  • Skanko

    fuck booze,I'd put my drugs in there

  • JimmyThr

    Wouldn't your booze be really Lukewarm...

  • Reece_C

    I think the irony is that 'Yaz' Was the one that told you about this. Yaz being the name of birth control pills... ie. Take Yaz, dont have your period, dont have your period = extra tampon space in your bag for tampon shot vials...

  • John_Drake

    When someone tells you alcoholism isn't a disease, you can show them this.

  • S.Mario

    My first thought was that you are actually supposed to shove these into your vagina.

  • Edith J. Bullard

    like Bryan explained I am blown away that anyone able to profit $8655 in one month on the internet. have you read this web link w­w­w.C­a­n9­9.c­o­m

  • Closet Nerd

    Glad to learn that I'm not the only person who has issues with anal leakage

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