I am alive and managed to keep my arm but I am on drugs and they make it hard to write to the point where most of the time I'm just staring at the pores on the back of my hands, so bear with me. This is the $100 Sharkini, a bathing suit that makes it look like you're being attacked by a shark. Not a very realistic shark attack though, so if you start flailing your arms yelling 'HELP!" people are just going to think you're a crazy person. A crazy person IN A REALLY COOL BATHING SUIT. They will be jealous.
Hit the jump for a shot of the rear.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who agrees the best bathing suit is a birthday suit.