This is a video of two humpback whales off the coast of central California coming up to feed when they almost swallow two divers. Could you imagine being swallowed by a whale? Man, that would certainly be a story to tell IN THE BIBLE. Back me up, Jonah! "I spent three days and nights in the belly of the beast." And then? "And then on the third night I prayed to God for forgiveness." Cool, but you should have prayed for forgiveness AND A WATERPROOF CHAINSAW.
Hit the jump, then sell all your bathing suits in your next yard sale, the ocean is OVER.
Thanks to Christie, who doesn't want to get swallowed by anything but a really comfy sofa.