Never Going In The Ocean: Whales Almost Swallow Divers

July 26, 2013


This is a video of two humpback whales off the coast of central California coming up to feed when they almost swallow two divers. Could you imagine being swallowed by a whale? Man, that would certainly be a story to tell IN THE BIBLE. Back me up, Jonah! "I spent three days and nights in the belly of the beast." And then? "And then on the third night I prayed to God for forgiveness." Cool, but you should have prayed for forgiveness AND A WATERPROOF CHAINSAW.

Hit the jump, then sell all your bathing suits in your next yard sale, the ocean is OVER.

Thanks to Christie, who doesn't want to get swallowed by anything but a really comfy sofa.

  • the antagonist

    Kaiju attack!

  • Bobert

    I almost got swallowed by a whale once, but right before it happened i turned the light on and ran as fast as i could.

  • T.J. Wood

    Those whales wouldn't have eaten the humans they saw them there and that's why they aren't whale food right now lol.

  • penisbelenis

    I agree, pretty sure the whales knew the people were there and avoided them. Still would have crapped myself tho.

  • Guest

    Whales are curious creatures. They were just curious to why sharks like humans. :D

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