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Naked Ninja 'Invades' American Ninja Warrior Tournament

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This is a video of an alleged streaker breaking onto the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course set up on the Las Vegas strip and successfully running through most of it before being tackled by security. Now I'm not saying the show was in on this, but it totally was. I'm not even convinced dude is actually naked and not just wearing a flesh-colored banana hammock. You think I can't tell the difference between a real penis and a skin-tone bathing suit through a fuzzy censor box? Please -- you know how the detectives in all those CSI shows gather clues by magically enhancing video footage? That shit's based on my actual vision.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Sleepingiant and IJJ, who're convinced that dude's penis might be a ninja because they couldn't even see it. Hoho, burn!

There are Comments.
  • Guest

    shoulda done it with that chick

  • carnagex2000

    Complete fake banana hammock, the course is in view from the vegas strip (across from the Luxor). Where families walk.

  • Brock Pope

    really?? calling for security and then it miraculously showing up.. not how things work

  • Guest

    if you pause it at 1:24 you can see his shorts as hes being pulled away by security... lame

  • Jon Williams

    i think the bald lady with pigtails at 1:01 is more interesting than the naked dude.

  • Ryan

    1:28 'Oh i think they attacked him like he had leprosy'

    LOL

  • Matty Spinny

    HAH! that guy was awesome!

  • Bubbubsky

    That is definitely a stunt.

  • Closet Nerd

    That's so gay... I can't even see his penis

  • Edith J. Bullard

    as Judith implied I didn't even know that a mom can make $9171
    in one month on the internet. did you read this webpage w­w­w.C­a­n9­9.c­o­m

  • Copedizzle

    Classic Judith

  • Matthew Anderson

    Yeah, feels like watching WWE(F). Everyone's a little too prepared.

  • JoB Gonzez

    fake!!!

  • FIRST!
    We have an obstacle course winner.

  • GreyGanado

    Did you mean obstacle course wiener?

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Watching this makes us all obstacle course losers.

  • Joel Lamm

    yep GW, i believe that you are right on both accounts. Definitely staged, and he is def wearing some sort of underwear.

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