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Looks Legit: Overly Animated News Reporter Demonstrates How (Probably Not) To Survive A Bear Encounter

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This is a short video of totally professional Rhode Island NBC reporter Julie Tremmel demonstrating what to do in the event of a bear encounter. It's, uh, it's hard to take anything she says seriously. As a matter of fact, if you run into a bear I suggest doing the exact opposite of whatever Julie just said. I mean, if you don't want to get mauled to death.

hit the jump for the video, then go practice your shifty eyes and arm flapping in the bathroom mirror.

Thanks to KT, wolf_foot and Terrance, who agree the key to surviving a bear encounter is WRESTLING.

There are Comments.
  • GigiAUT

    Dat ass....

  • Iain

    If this does not get a remix then we have failed as a society.

  • Guest

    Is Julie short for Jillian?

  • I wish I had her job.

  • joevsyou

    0000 my!

  • Richard H Sanford

    Despite it, she's pretty cute.

  • Wha. We seeing the same thing?

  • Hedgehog

    Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper and has little bells in it.

  • grimbldoo

    Be loud as you are moving so you don't encounter one in the first place. Don't these people ever listen the Bear Grylls?

  • Paul Nyffeler

    Her name is misspelled (Julie Tremmel). I looked it up to make sure this wasn't faked. Aaand it's completely legit. If only Veronica Corningstone had covered this story instead of the cat costume contest, she might have known what to do when thrown into the bear exhibit....

  • zguess

    It's nice to see the true IQ of Rhode Islanders

  • Jadis

    so if the bear attacks, make it easier for him to eat you. It's the polite thing to do.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    And add a dash of pepper on yourself. Like tigers, bears love pepper.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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