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Just What I Always Wanted!: Raw Meat Gift Wrap Paper

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Because if you ask a cat or child, half the fun of a present is the wrapping or box it comes in, here's some novelty raw steak wrapping paper (currently a Kickstarter). The standard set includes steak and cutting board wrapping paper, while the grade A set includes both of those, plus butcher paper, twine, a meat tray, and gift labels. Just what I always wanted, a steak! "Open it." What do you mean open it, I'm gonna grill it! This kind of reminds me how sometimes people will wrap a present in a box from something else. Like my last birthday I tear off the wrapping paper and it's a juicer and I'm all, 'OMG, a juicer! I've been wanting to try a juice diet -- this is perfect!' Then I open the juicer box and it's a VCR.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Christine, who agrees they should make fish fillet ones too.

There are Comments.
  • Rick_McRockock

    I want a condom that looks like this.... so I can wrap my meat in meat... then slip her my meat. The ol' hot beef injection. Take my meaning? I'm talking about sexing her with my penis in case that wasn't clear.

  • Fercho

    ¿Any bacon version of this?

  • ori_serenity

    It looks like the meat from a Torchwood episode *shudder*

  • Bubbubsky

    That's brilliant, and the perfect wrapping paper for a vegetarian.

  • tikiodie

    Awesome idea, but at $15 for 3 sheets the paper costs more than my gifts. And the meat I buy for that matter.

  • Closet Nerd

    I would buy some filet Mignon, and wrap it in this paper.

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