I'm Dizzy Already: The Upside-Down Laptop Stand
This is the $65 WorkEZ Executive laptop desk. WorkEZ, really? People are still naming shit like that? It can function as a traditional laptop mount, a TV dinner style stand, AND EVEN BE USED UPSIDE DOWN. I can't imagine typing upside down being comfortable though. No, I'm pretty sure this was designed for laptop-in-bed masturbators. You could try to argue otherwise, but I'll put my fingers in my ears and hum the Star Spangled Banner until you admit defeat. They used to love me on the debate team. Well, the other teams did.
Thanks to me, for not being such a chronic masturbator that it plays a part in my laptop desk purchasing decisions.