QUICK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EAT: Blasting Cheetos At Your Face Using A High-Speed Industrial Air Blower
This is a video of the Cheeto Cannon, an industrial air blower slightly modified to blast Cheetos at a person's face. I'm pretty sure the dude in the video doesn't catch a single one, which, based on the welts (not just Cheeto dust!) on his face afterwards, is probably a good thing. Nobody wants to die because an artificially flavored cheese ball exploded through the back of their throat. A deviled egg, MAYBE.
Hit the jump for the video, but skip to 1:45 for less talking, more Cheeto bullets.
Thanks to Michael, who I'm pretty sure was the Cheeto cannon feeder in the video.