This is a limited edition (of 500, available through Amazon) heart shaped Beatles record featuring 'Love me Do' on side A and 'P.S. I Love You' on side B. Will the uneven shape through off the balance of your turntable and destroy it? I doubt it. Of course I don't know a lot about record players besides no matter how hard you press the needle down they won't play LaserDiscs.
Thanks to me for not dying over the weekend, although I did have several close calls.