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For The Ladies: The 'Happy Ride' Vibrating Bicycle Seat

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This is the result of a £28 (~$43) Happy Ride Vibrating Bike Seat (links to NSFW adult toy website). The seat cover vibrates against your privates while you ride, making exercising way more enjoyable. You know, it's a shame God didn't make exercising feel better on your privates, then maybe I wouldn't be such a rollie pollie. "He did -- it's called sex." Oh right, in that case I'm super fit. I have so much sex I have to keep it in Hefty bags.

Thanks to Marc, who informed me you haven't lived until you've been hit by a bus while orgasming.

There are Comments.
  • Now where did I put that exercise bike?

  • Nicole Cooley

    "Bicycle Smile.." The Road to Wellville (1994)

  • sdfgssdfg

    stupid sexist double standards on public masturbation. if a male did that he'd get a blue dot

  • Quillsy

    Yeah no. That just sounds horrible. I don't want my bike molesting me in public thankyouverymuch.

  • zin
  • If this doesn't lead to a whole new section on Craigslist, I don't understand the internet.

  • JJtoob

    If what you ladies want is pleasure, let me give you a ride on top of my horse. Since you'd be facing backwards, it increase the feeling of fear, which produces a heightened sense of pleasure.

  • Adonos

    That sounds so awesome. Imagine traveling over a field, white-hot light shooting inside you....

  • NO! This is lame...why the fuck would I want to ride on a bike and try to get my j/o on!?

  • Xillra fe

    wat

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