If you haven't already seen it already (and because it's Friday -- YES, YES, YES!), this is a video of a traffic reporter at local news station ABC 12 drawing a penis on the monitor during her segment. Just look at that smile -- you can tell she's proud of her handiwork. And rightfully so, I'd be stoked if my penis looked like that. It doesn't though, it looks like Optimus Prime in truck dangling off the side of a bridge. I'm sorry, there's just no other way to describe it unless you know all the romance languages.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in, like I'm not on top of peen related news reports or something. That's like, what I live for.