This is the Darth Vader mask and lightsaber mailbox constructed by DeviantARTist SenseiMonkeyboy. You can raise the lightsaber hilt and blade like a flag to let the postman know you've got mail that needs to be picked up. Unfortunately, in real life a wooden baseball bat > a plastic lightsaber and 4/5 of teenage boys are @$$holes. Those are pretty shitty odds for Darth living to see his first Christmas.
Hit the jump for the lightsaber up and box open.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who owns not one, not two, not three, but FOUR of those really expensive lightsaber replicas that I plan to take and beat him with.