You've Gone Too Far (Or Not Enough): Stan Lee Cologne
This is Stan Lee's signature cologne from JADS International (of Avengers cologne infamy). Unfortunately, it doesn't actually smell like Stan Lee, which is a shame because I hugged him at a convention once and I feel like his natural pheromones made me manlier for the rest of the day, almost like a superpower.
"Nuff Said". Stan Lee's Signature Cologne is as sophisticated as Smilin Stan Lee himself. The fragrance is as adventurous as Stan's superheroes, yet it can make you feel a bit villainous. Stan himself wanted it that way for his beloved fans.
It has Stan's personal touch as it possesses crisp blends of bergamot, ginger, white pepper, basil, and violet layered in with accords of cedar, vetiver and musk. This enticing scent will make you a "True Believer".
$25 takes a bottle home. And, after a nice dinner and a movie, you MIGHT take a date home, just don't let her catch you picking your nose in the cab. But if she does happen to catch you, do NOT try hiding the booger in your mustache. That only makes it worse.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees there should have been a hint of fresh comic book in there somewhere.