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Tokyoflash Introduces A Functional Breathalizer Watch

June 19, 2013 in don't drink and drive, drugs and alcohol, getting drunk, i'm either sober or balls to the wall smashed there is no in between, omg i'm like the most popular guy at the bar everybody wants to blow into my watch aaaaaaand that guy just spit all over my hand, safety first, sure why not, telling time, watch, wrist candy

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This is the (currently $99 for a limited time) Intoxicated watch from TokyoFlash. It has a functional breathalyzer built in so you know how crunk you are. The unit reads blood alcohol content in 0.02% increments from 0 to 0.20%. For reference, 0.08% is the typical legal driving limit. The watch's face glows green when you're sober, yellow after blowing between 0.41% - 0.60%, red above that, and would explode if I ever got my lips close to the thing.

Hit the jump for several more shots and a video demo.

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  • Le

    Surely you don't need a breathalyser with that sort of watch.
    If you can't tell what time it is, you are drunk. SIMPLE!

  • jessica_whelan

    Oh God. I can't breathe and I think I'm going comatose. Let me just check my breathalyzer watch....Oh, this must just be all the merriment I'm having, I'm still in the yellow zone.

  • TheCureForHope

    At six times the legal limit, you are still in the green zone. #SWAG

  • just1nw

    I feel like if I need to ask my watch if I'm drunk it's a safe bet I'm already wasted

  • Closet Nerd

    Their percentages seem to be a bit off.
    They must of forgot to carry the one, or some mundane detail like that.
    "This is not a mundane detail, Michael!"

  • TheCureForHope

    The product image says 1.21-1.40 is red... A quick google search will tell you scoring in the red on this thing will put you in the top 3 highest recorded BAC levels in history.

    Fuck it... hold my keys. Time to dream big.

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