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They're Working: Anti-Pervert Hairy Leg Stockings

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These are allegedly (I couldn't find any other info) Chinese leg hair stockings designed to prevent girls from being approached by perverts. I'd imagine they work. Unfortunately, they'll also prevent you from being approached by the man of your dreams, so it's kind of a catch-22. Hey Cindy I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out for OH MY GOD YOUR BOTTOM HALF'S A DUDE.

Thanks to din, who wants stockings that make you look like you have feathered legs. And to PokeAHotAss, who said she asked her husband for a pair with mixed results.

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  • aDFASDFASDF

    it'll repel some groping, but lead to even worse gropers. hairy pits and legs have their fans, and they're more the creeper type who may not know better than to reach out and touch

  • Exactly... all you're doing is catering to a much creepier clientele.

  • Reminds me of a cousin of mine.
    Poor old Yeti girl. She needed a lawn mower.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Scare common perverts but attract fetish perverts

  • jack_nomad
  • No, GW. Think about this: the man of my dreams wouldn't care. It's a win-win situation!

  • The man of your dreams might be gay. :(

  • I don't think we understand "dreams" the same way. (more likely that he doesn't exist, which is pretty plausible)

  • ODwanKenObi

    Trust me on this. He may not mention anything on the first date, but he cares, oh yes, he cares very very much.

  • We're talking "man of your dreams" here, and that can pretty much be a perfect, made up character. Though I'm sure there are men who don't need to be imaginary to be okay with some leg hair.

  • aDFASDFASDF

    that isn't some...thats "i as a male should buy this so I don't have shamefully thin leg hair for an italian to see if it helps with the ladies"

  • Hahaha yeah it is to be honest, this looks like five years or so of growing it out.

  • Either this girl at my college has those in US already or…..oh god no...

  • aDFASDFASDF

    'sok. shes either a lesbian hippy or feminist. probably feminist. so you're better off anyway

  • DoubleFish

    I just threw up a little in my mouth...

  • Closet Nerd

    I need a pair of these for my daughter!

  • Guest

    get her some birth control pills instead, those can cause hairy arms anyway, kill 2 birds incase the stockings don't work enough

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made them.

  • PastMidnight

    Really? no one gets the reference? RiP Robin Williams :(

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    THANK YOU!! Finally!!

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