They're Working: Anti-Pervert Hairy Leg Stockings
These are allegedly (I couldn't find any other info) Chinese leg hair stockings designed to prevent girls from being approached by perverts. I'd imagine they work. Unfortunately, they'll also prevent you from being approached by the man of your dreams, so it's kind of a catch-22. Hey Cindy I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out for OH MY GOD YOUR BOTTOM HALF'S A DUDE.
Thanks to din, who wants stockings that make you look like you have feathered legs. And to PokeAHotAss, who said she asked her husband for a pair with mixed results.