This is a series of the original Star Wars movies imagined as the covers of pulp fiction novels by artist Timothy Anderson (of Star Wars as spaghetti western posters fame). I would read them. I mean, if I could read. I can't though, so I'll just have to make up my own stories based on the cover art. This one is about a beautiful woman who wants me to marry her but we can never be together because she has a staring problem.
Hit the jump for the other two.
Thanks to jamie, who was always disappointed to find out Fabio wasn't actually IN any of those smut novels he was on the cover of. Right? False advertising.