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Oh Hai!: Giant Snake Can Turn On Lights, Open Doors

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This is a video from Germany of Julius the albino Burmese python opening a door. Some of you may be disturbed by that, but I used to be a snake charmer at the circus so snakes don't bother me. The bearded lady, yes (she used to sneak into my trailer at night and try to crawl in bed with me).

Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am. This is why we keep doors locked with her around. We don't need her harassing the neighbors.

I dunno, if you have to keep your giant snake in a hall closet, maybe owning a giant snake isn't for you. That's like buying a fish and not having anything to keep it in but a pitcher full of Kool-Aid. It isn't right, I don't care how much fish love Kool-Aid.

Hit the jump for a short video of the door opening, and a longer one of the snake trying to open the locked exterior door to go eat neighborhood cats.

Thanks to carey, who keeps a crocodile in the bathtub and is terrified to shower.

There are Comments.
  • lordpikachu

    i wish humans opened doors like that

  • Teaching a python big enough to kill someone how to open a door: Epic fail. I hope that thing crushes her in the night instead of some little kid.

  • hicker

    NOOOPPPEEEE.

  • joevsyou

    cool. but would you really encourage your snake to learn how open doors? specialty big guy like him

  • Silly Moo

    Give us our GW back!

  • lorrrd

    Yepperz!! not that me missed the cadaver-content but lil more pre-casted Posts were very fine for me!!! i do love snakes - even buried a smelly roadkill in france once! R2D2-cake-holo-crap?? Bed-man-Bat-wetter-gate? Born as Lion used to come with Responsibility at my Century! GW= go wealthy (now in cali no barriers known for athletic young, charming snake-biter) tho so at least - lemme in my ignorance if not...

  • Guest

    I think this guy just had a stroke...does anybody know where he lives? Proooobably needs an ambulance.

  • Mandy

    Oh my God I can't stop laughing! He was just everywhere!

  • Guaranteed to scare away any door-to-door salesmen.

  • Langdon Herrick

    So cute!!!

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