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Lady Sex Toys Disguised As Fancy Jewelry Rings

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This is a collection of rings called 'Ménage à Quatre'. They were designed to not only look fancy, but stimulate a lady's privates. Something I know very little about but am desperate to learn. PROFACT: did you know vaginas run from front to back and not side to side like a kid on the bus told me in 4th grade? I honestly believed that for six years and thought there was something wrong with my first girlfriend.

the elegant shape of the ring recalls the beauty and delicacy of the act, while each set of beads has been realized to trigger different sensations, carefully developed to be distinct between each one of them. they have been thought to cover a wide range of sensations, from the softest to the more intense pleasure.


an uncommon yet natural experience. the structure of the four rings - la douce, la rêveuse. la joueuse, and la non-timide - have been constructed out of 95% of pure silver and the beads in high grade body-safe silicone, free of phthalates, only body safe materials. they are also waterproof and easy to wash.

Easy to wash -- that's a plus. There's nothing more frustrating than a hard to clean sex toy. You ever been caught trying to pressure-wash a dildo in your driveway before? It's awkward for everyone. Except me, I own situations like that. *neighbor passing* It was in my butt, dude!

Hit the jump for shots of the other three.

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Thanks to PYY, who told me the best private stimulation is the gentle caress of a lover. Wow, this is turning into erotic fan fiction pretty quick.

There are Comments.
  • yourmomesqphdrn

    Why is it that every article I've ever read on Geekologie mentions butt stuff?

  • Jim Blake

    For those wondering, it's a woman's hand in the pictures. A woman's ring finger is shorter then her index finger while a man's ring finger is longer then his index finger. Science!

  • Steffen

    And then again if that fact were true you proved yourself wrong if you look at the last picture :P.

  • ynwhatever

    That's crappy science,then. My ring finger is longer than my index finger, and I am most certainly a woman.

  • What makes you think that's a man's hand in the photos, you silly knobs?

  • Steffen

    Maybe! the rough skin that have never seen the light of skin caring products...

  • Guest

    What's next? A large beaded necklace?

  • "*neighbor passing* It was in my butt, dude!"

    Killed me...

  • Leonidas Argidisouvlaki

    What makes you think that's a man's hand in the photos, you silly knobs?

  • asdfasdf`

    silly gw writer, hadn't you heard that was only for asians? at least thats the version kids had in my school...

  • Closet Nerd

    "And with this ring, I thee stimulate"

  • Karen Hewus

    man's hand... LOL

  • -M@

    WHY is it a man's hand in the pics?? sad

  • Joe Errington

    They gave them to a woman to model but she wouldn't keep still long enough to take photos.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I wonder when they'll release brass knuckles that double as sex toys for men.

  • Jacques-André Langelier

    Im still waiting for the men version of a pencil sharpener

  • Closet Nerd

    I believe that is called a "pipe"

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