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Proton Torpedo Away!: Death Star Trench Run In LEGO

June 18, 2013 in building things, bullseyeing womp rats, death star, good job, holy smokes, ion torpedoes, lego, make it real!, man i would play with that SO HARD that pieces would break off and then i'd step on them and get ANGRY ABOUT IT, pew pew pew!, plastic, playset, star wars, thermal exhaust ports

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This is the Death Star trench run built in LEGO by someone and on display somewhere where Flickr user Abathar was able to take a picture of it. This is that picture. Personally, I think LEGO should make the Death Star Trench Run a real $10,000 playset. I also think one of my friends should buy it so I can come over and play with it the way I would with their Voltron and He-Man toys when I was a kid. Fun fact: did you know when I was a kid I thought vaginas were on the front like a belly button, just lower? Because I did, I thought that. Still kinda do.

Thanks to Martin, who used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home.

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  • Darebear

    Haha, I saw you change it from Ion Torpedo GW! Drunk again!

  • I hate to have to be this guy, but sometimes you just gotta do it.

    This model while very large and impressive in the time and effort it took to create, is not accurate. The opening to the shaft is in the bottom of the trench not the wall of the trench.

    If it was on the wall, you would see the proton torpedo go straight in and not come at it from a 90 degree angle and then sharply turn downward upon entry like it does in the movie sequence.

    This person is not good at STAR WARS.

  • Joe Hansbarger

    I used to think the penis wasn't supposed to go all inside the vagina and that you'd just rub up against the woman until you felt tingly then stick your penis tip into her hole to shoot the sperm inside her.

    I could never understand why there were so many unwanted children when all a guy had to do was NOT put the tip into her hole.

    I blame a childhood filled with cable-rated porn for this misconception.

  • Rick_McRockock

    I once dropped my torpedo in a trench... just once though. Turns out girls don't like when you refer to their bits as a trench.

  • Darebear

    ............proton torpedo?

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