This is the impressive Mario face shaved into the back of a kid's head by an unknown but very talented barber. My barber? My barber has cut my ear four times. He keeps offering me a discount on a straight razor shave too but I'm more than 100% confident he'd kill me. But that's not what I came to talk about, I came to show you my switchblade skills. You wanna see me whip them around for a little? Well too bad, I don't feel like it. "You already cut yourself, didn't you?" Rush me to the hospital?
Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he doesn't even cut his hair, he just pulls it out in clumps. God, I used to do that too.