I'm Not Here: The Disguise Yourself As An Armchair Chair
This is a human armchair costume designed and constructed by artist Jamie Isenstein. It makes you look like you're an armchair, presumably so unsuspecting guests will sit on your lap. Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? "They should have made it a toilet?" You really are sick, you know that? I'd write a letter to your parents if I wasn't already convinced you're too far gone. No, I was thinking I was going to buy one, then invite guests in and confuse them when they can't find out where I am. It'll go perfect with the portrait painting I stand behind and follow people around the room with my eyes! Peekaboooo.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees anything's better than being a doormat or toilet brush.