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I'm In The Future!: $21,500 Computer Pod Work Station

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This is the MWE Labs Emperor 1510LX, a $21,500 computer workstation. It leans back, has a retractable monitor arm, moving leg rest, cup holder, and a bunch of other features that struggle to justify its $21,500 price tag (although that cup holder does cover about $10,000 of it). Did I mention you have to provide your own monitors? Because those aren't included. It can support up to five though. As much as I'd like to make fun of it, a workstation like this does serve one purpose. Convincing people you're hooked into the Matrix. That or watching five pornos at once. So two purposes. *coworker enters office* NOT NOW MICHAEL, I'M IN THE MATRIX. "It sounds like an orgy in there." Yeah, this Matrix is weird -- mind locking my door on your way out?

Hit the jump for several more shots and a video of the pod's movement.

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Thanks to Michael, who asked if I'd try to work him into the post AND GOT HIS WISH GRANTED. The world is your oyster, bro!

There are Comments.
  • michaeldorian

    Selling my car and buying this.

  • Girgear

    Workstaton... yeah right! No one's going to work in that piece of beauty!

  • Bling Nye

    Ready Player One.

  • RevereLP

    Dang, motorize that thing, add a toilet component, and we'll all turn into blob people just like in Wall-E. http://www.chud.com/articles/c...

  • porkleaker

    or idiocracy, well, that was just a regular recliner with a toilet built in.

  • I would like an adaptation of this chair with oculus rift

  • WhiteEagle2

    This reminds me of JP's chair in Grandma's Boy.

  • Marc Nadeau

    YOU DIDN'T KNOCK, KANE!

  • BB

    And isn't it funny that at the end he posts a little make believe conversation that is quite similar to the conversation JP has with the guy about techno frightening him. GW knows what this chair is and why he posted that little conversation. Trying to take credit from the writers of grandmas boy without doing it word for word.

  • Quick Draw GW

    but I...have never seen Grandma's Boy

  • Ken L

    This reminds me of the chubby people mover in Wall-E

  • Closet Nerd

    "Hey, can I stay at your house tonight?"
    "Why? So you can come on my mom too?"

  • Daniel Pisko III

    Could you imagine masturbating in something so beautiful?

  • aggieagatha

    That is all you'd be doing. It should be called the VirginityGuard

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