I'm In (And Don't Care If It's Ladies): Zelda Map Underwear
This is the Link's Awakening overworld map underwear available from Etsy seller DisturbinglyAdorable. They only come in women's sizes, but the great thing about women's underwear is that they still fit if you order big enough. It's not like they can tell it's a dude wearing them. Now I'm not 100% sure, but I think the cut in the back on these is the kind that leaves the bottom of your buttcheeks hanging out (cheeky peepers?). I love that cut. It might be my favorite, even over thongs. Call me old fashioned, but I still like a little butt left to the imagination, you know? It's always fun discovering those things when you're dating. Like, is she going to have a tattoo of a mermaid hiding under there? A Harry Potter quote? Or even a heart....with 'Mark 4 Ever' in it. Mark? WHO THE HELL IS MARK?
Hit the jump for a shot of the rear plus BONUS Links Awakening and original Legend of Zelda map purses.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much sometimes he stands at the entrance to Victoria's Secret yelling FREE THONGS FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES.