Iffy Light-Up Lightsaber Sunglasses From Hot Topic
Because in the not-so-distant future everything will be available with a Star Wars theme, here are a pair of lightsaber inspired sunglasses available from Hot Topic. They look vaguely like the hilt and blade of a red lightsaber. Let me stress vaguely. They do light up and glow red though. Personally, I still purchase my sunglasses the way nature intended: at gas stations from the little display next to the register. See? "I'm pretty sure those are women's glasses." They're unisex. "They say 'Princess' on the side in rhinestones." THAT'S JUST THE BRAND.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best sunglasses aren't glasses at all, just squinting.