Dammit Captain, You're Drunk: Star Trek Themed Wines
This is a series of $25/bottle Star Trek branded wines from Vinasa Winery in Sonoma, California. They come in three different bottles commemorating three different episodes from the original series. And they are, drumroll please (although I will settle for some beatboxing): 'The City on the Edge of Forever', 'Mirror Mirror', and 'The Trouble with Tribbles'. All the wine is the same though, and there's absolutely nothing about them besides the name and label that has anything to do with Star Trek. Lucky for them, 90% of wine drinkers pick wine solely based on a cool looking label anyways.
Thanks to PYY, who picks wine the same way I do: heading to the pinot noir, then playing eeny-meeny-miny-moe.