This is a nearly 30-minute Pokemon themed ballet performance. If I told you I watched it all I would be a liar, and if there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. I'm actually a dying breed -- one of the last remaining Keepers of the Real. Think of me as that knight at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, except even nobler but more alone. At least he finally got visitors.
Hit the jump for the video, and if you manage to watch the whole thing on the clock you'll have earned my undying love and respect.
Thanks to DJPr3tty and Pocket Cup, who love the ballet and opera because they are CULTURED (plus love using those little binoculars on a stick).