Ah yes, the old no-smile, creeper combo.
This is a series of officially licensed Star Trek USS Enterprise uniform pajamas available from ThinkGeek. They come in Spock blue, Kirk gold, Scotty red and cost forty bones for a top and bottom. They make the perfect PJ's to ease yourself into role-playing in the bedroom. You and your lover each slip on a pair of these, hop into bed, and let the Star Trek sexual euphemisms fly. Things like 'Hey captain -- how about you Klingon and prepare for warp drive', 'Nibble my tribble' and 'Bone me up, Scotty'. If you can still look each other in the eyes afterwards, congratulations, you're gonna last.
Hit the jump for a shot of all three nicely folded.
Thanks to Painted Horse, who looks like a zebra now.