This is a short compilation video of Commander Riker sitting down in Star Trek: The Next Generation. He always approaches the seat from the rear then kicks one leg over it. Why? Presumably to draw attention to his nuts. I do this thing whenever I win a game of foosball where I hook both thumbs in my pockets and use my index fingers to point at my junk and thrust a little. My buddy Hugo taught me that. It's kind of like saying, "Hey, my penis bested your penis and you should acknowledge it."
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to carey, who sits down the old fashioned way: on the floor Indian style.