The Best Wedding Party Photo Of All Time (Has A Dino)
NOTE: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and frame it and put it on your desk and pretend like you know these people.
This is the best wedding party photo of all time, taken by photographer Quinn Miller. Granted the t-rex had to be Photoshopped in, but it's still better than anything any of my married friends came up with AND I DON'T CARE IF THEY KNOW IT. You know why? Because I keep it real. I'm a straight shooter, and if a friend can't handle that, well, they should stay out of the gunfight. Being an old west cowboy isn't for everyone, you know? Now if you'll excuse me. *gets kicked by a horse, shoots myself in the leg* DAMMIT, DID ANYBODY SEE THAT? I'll kill anybody who saw that.
Thanks to T.J. O., who pointed out I would be running towards the dinosaur like I didn't already know that.