This is a video of a woman presumably methed out of her mind doing her grocery shopping at Wal-Mart. I can't tell if the drugs make her super efficient at shopping or not, but my guess is she's probably not gonna be able to pay for everything she puts in her cart when she makes it to the checkout. IF she makes it to the checkout. Also, I'm surprised the guy filming is comfortable with ol' Mary Meth-head coming so close to his cart considering he's got his kid riding in it. You think a meth-head won't sell your kid for drugs? THINK AGAIN. Man, I could tell you some stories about the serious addicts I've known in my life but a lot of them are dead now and it makes me sad to think about so I'm not going to. Stay off the hard shit, kids. REAL TALK.
Hit the jump for the video, which at times I could have sworn was some sort of trippy aerobics workout. And don't even try to act like for-real crazy people know what Pintrest is.
Thanks to Matthew, who agrees they should have cast this chick in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.