These are the Batman and Superman scented colognes developed by Marmol & Son and available at Hot Topic for twenty coconuts. Hot Topic is a cool store. Plus it's right next to the Auntie Anne pretzel place at my local mall so I always roll in there WITH A PIPING HOT PRETZEL DOG. I don't even know if my local mall has a Hot Topic. Or a pretzel place. I wasn't telling the truth back there and I'm sorry. I know relationships are supposed to be built on trust and not sacred Indian burial grounds which is why I think we should move.
Thanks to carey, who informed me the bottles also double as superhero flasks when they're empty as long as you don't mind washing them a thousand times to get the taste of ass out.