WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALL BOUGHT HIM LAP DANCES?!
Note: Slightly larger version HERE.
Because cleverly staged wedding photos are all the rage right now, here's a shot of a bride force-choking all her husband's groomsmen taken by artist and photographer Ryan S Burkett. It serves as a grave reminder for how a wife metaphorically 'kills' all your best friends when you get married and takes their place as your one true Sith Lord.
Thanks to Saya, who agrees that, in general, it's best to keep wedding chokings to a minimum.