This is a video of a group of Shaolin Warriors doing all sorts of kicks and punches and flips, all filmed in slow motion. Plus one of them breaks a metal bar over his head at the end. I'd hate to pull the short straw for that stunt. Honestly, I'd hate to pull the short straw on any stunt that involves my head. You only get one, and I'm already disappointed with the shape of it when I shave my hair short. You know how some people say 'God broke the mold when he made you'? Well my mom says he was probably just low on clay when he made me.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Rhubarb, who once punched a tree so hard it never produced seeds ever again.