New 'Cute' Chubby Mini-Spiders Discovered In China

May 29, 2013


Keep in mind 'cute' is subjective. Now that I think about it I guess 'chubby' is too but nine out of ten doctors have agreed I'm full-blown obese. This is one of two new species of recently described mini-spiders from China. How small is a mini-spider? Well the little guy above is only 0.75mm long. For reference, that's small enough to be in your hair right now and you not even know it. There's isn't one though, so don't worry. There are hundreds. Worry now. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm not afraid of spiders so that's not my problem. Have fun itching for the rest of the afternoon, maybe next time you'll think twice before forgetting our anniversary.

Thanks to Tallon, who's been slacking on the tips lately but I will assume was overseas on a top secret spy mission even James Bond himself was afraid to accept.

  • Guest If it only was big as a dog I would just give this little fella a hug. XD

  • lordpikachu

    ive seen your picture, GW, you're not obese!

  • guest

    That's no spider... that's a tachikoma!!!

  • Tallon Chandler

    My apologies for the lack of tips. I was afraid I was irritating the shit out of you. But more importantly, how come you haven't answered my Rhino question?! I need to know these things GW!

  • James

    Huh. Watch it have a suprisingly potent venom to make up for it's size...

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