Dare you to take your own leg off.
These are Butcher Briefs, a pair of men's boxer briefs that look like a butcher's chart. *shivers* The last thing I'd want is anybody trying to take cuts 17 and 18 while I'm wearing them. Granted even a slice of 17 could feed a medium sized village, but still -- peckers don't grow back like starfish tentacles.
Hit the jump in case you were wondering what they'd look like in black.
Thanks to Jared, who always yells, "You're cooking my meat!" if you turn the heat up too hot. Just kidding, that's my dad.