Like Melted Candy: Giant Florescent Pink Slugs Found

May 31, 2013


This is a newly discovered species of slug found on Mount Kaputar in New South Wales, Australia. I thought it looked like a melted AirHead. Or a unicorn turd. Unfortunately, scientists weren't brave enough to poke it with a stick to see if rainbows and happiness shot out so there's no guarantee it's actually a slug. "It has tentacles." Oh, like you've never seen a unicorn dropping with tentacles before? "I've never seen a unicorn dropping PERIOD." It's like you don't even care if you win this argument.

Thanks to ChaosLex, who would have licked that thing no questions asked.

  • balashi

    Read the first line - saw it wasn't in America - moved on...

  • CheriDunston

    Why does it have a hole in in?

  • AnthonyDark


  • asdfasdf`

    if its not made of melted airhead whats the bubble in its side?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Respiratory system

  • LeSnarky

    Two Words:

    Dog Weiner

    You can't unsee that

  • kristopher

    Looks delicious.

  • Guest

    I wonder if it tastes like candy.


    *is disappointed*

  • Brant_Alan

    *is found dead*

  • Beanhimself

    How are we just finding something that is florescent pink and why did you shoot it with an airsoft gun?

  • Evan DiGiovanni

    Look at the lines on it and the hole in the middle. Iron Man slug? Iron man slug.

  • Dethawk

    *no :|

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