Like Melted Candy: Giant Florescent Pink Slugs Found
This is a newly discovered species of slug found on Mount Kaputar in New South Wales, Australia. I thought it looked like a melted AirHead. Or a unicorn turd. Unfortunately, scientists weren't brave enough to poke it with a stick to see if rainbows and happiness shot out so there's no guarantee it's actually a slug. "It has tentacles." Oh, like you've never seen a unicorn dropping with tentacles before? "I've never seen a unicorn dropping PERIOD." It's like you don't even care if you win this argument.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who would have licked that thing no questions asked.