I Give Up: Silly Straw And Cup Smart Phone Stand
This is the Cell Phone Holder Party Cup available from Perpetual Kid for $9. It's a cup with a silly straw that's shaped to hold a touchscreen smartphone. I can't tell if your drink actually passes through the straw around the phone, but it would be a shame if it didn't. It's the perfect holder for when you want to look like you're blowing an iPhone with a clear plastic boner. I'm gonna get two and go at them both at once.
Thanks to cancan, who agrees the best smart phone stand is between the buttcheeks of a sleeping lover.