You know what's cooler than being cool? Being cool in a $26 long sleeve Power Ranger t-shirt from 80'sTees. Just look at Peter Ponytail here. He's wearing thumb and index finger rings on opposite hands. And rings, as I'm sure none of you were aware, are a symbol of fertility that I just made up. You know how many women this man has slept with? Try infinity. And the symbol for infinity is like an 8 resting on its side because it's so worn out from all the crazy sex this man has been having. Coincidence? If this guy taught a class, I would take it. And I would retake it repeatedly until I scored 100 on every test and he acknowledged me as the rightful heir to the boner throne.
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Thanks to lilco, who informed the best kind of rangers are forest rangers because they get to sit around talking to bears all day and cooking s'mores at night.