I Call Green Ranger: Power Ranger Long Sleeve T-Shirts

May 21, 2013

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You know what's cooler than being cool? Being cool in a $26 long sleeve Power Ranger t-shirt from 80'sTees. Just look at Peter Ponytail here. He's wearing thumb and index finger rings on opposite hands. And rings, as I'm sure none of you were aware, are a symbol of fertility that I just made up. You know how many women this man has slept with? Try infinity. And the symbol for infinity is like an 8 resting on its side because it's so worn out from all the crazy sex this man has been having. Coincidence? If this guy taught a class, I would take it. And I would retake it repeatedly until I scored 100 on every test and he acknowledged me as the rightful heir to the boner throne.

Hit the jump for the other five colors.

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Thanks to lilco, who informed the best kind of rangers are forest rangers because they get to sit around talking to bears all day and cooking s'mores at night.

  • NightWarp

    ERM.. the icon on the green ranger is WRONG!!! thats not Dragonzord thats Entosaur!! they messed up the coolest guy!!

  • Sigmund Smudge

    Is it just me, or does this guy look really happy to be wearing the yellow ranger shirt?

  • Brant_Alan

    It's nice to see all the original actors back to model for the shirts.

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  • I shouldn't find that half as cool as I do. I'd totally walk around with a red ranger shirt.

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