With graduation right around the corner, what better way to celebrate your scholastic achievement than with the same thing that made it take six years to get your bachelor's degree in the first place: booze. Thankfully, Dominique over at FoodBeast has got you covered with this step-by-step picture tutorial. You just take a regular mortarboard graduation cap, do some crafty stuff, and PRESTO! you're drinking out of your hat during an entirely too long commencement speech. Bonus points if you use electrical tape to write something clever on the top of the hat like 'BONER'. Double bonus points if you finish the whole bag before being called to accept your diploma and TRIPLE bonus points if you pee the stage when shaking the dean's hand. The person with the most points at the end of the ceremony probably gets their degree taken away.
One more shot of drinking out of the thing after the jump.