This is a video of a drop of liquid mercury reacting to different audio frequencies. Sometimes it makes a blob, sometimes it makes a doughnut, and sometimes a starfish. But it ALWAYS makes its friends feel welcome and wanted because that's what good friends do, unlike mine who always try to bring me down so they feel better about themselves. Will you be my new friend? "Not a chance." Wow, so this is what rock bottom feels like. I feel like I could get used to this. "Could, or will have to?" You're just like them, you know that?
Hit the jump for the video and a BONUS slow-motion version.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who informed me mercury is the secret to superpowers and encouraged me to eat as much as I can. Wait -- but before you told me lead was the key.