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Fire In Your Hole!: Tactical Riot Gear BBQ Apron

May 30, 2013 in barbeque, bbq, cooking, fire in the hole!, fire in your hole!, grilling, hi i'm lieutenant derpy and i'm here to cook your wieners, look out -- grenade!, man do i love me some grilling, riot gear, thinkgeek, to serve and protect wieners, what do you mean you're gonna slap your meat on my grill?!

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This is the $35 Tactical BBQ Apron available from ThinkGeek. It looks like riot gear and has all sorts of pouches and straps to hold your barbeque tools. It won't stop a bullet though, so you better not f*** up my burger. You know what happened to the last guy who overcooked my burger? His face has grill marks on it now. "Jesus!" No, his name was David. My point is I've been banned from Applebee's in the state and haven't gotten food poisoning in two years. It's a blessing and a curse (I'm a 2 for $20 lover).

Hit the jump for a couple more weird product shots.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees there's nothing better than cooking outside. Unless it's really hot out. Then there's nothing better than cooking in the A/C.

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  • Amplifide

    If this isnt the perfect Hitman level in the making, I dont know what is.

  • UltraButts

    The name of the article "Fire in your hole!" made me think it was going to be about taco bell.

  • Closet Nerd

    I thought he was working with Scarface and his name was "B"

    "You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a
    Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm
    workin' the grill, B? Damn!"

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