This is the $35 Tactical BBQ Apron available from ThinkGeek. It looks like riot gear and has all sorts of pouches and straps to hold your barbeque tools. It won't stop a bullet though, so you better not f*** up my burger. You know what happened to the last guy who overcooked my burger? His face has grill marks on it now. "Jesus!" No, his name was David. My point is I've been banned from Applebee's in the state and haven't gotten food poisoning in two years. It's a blessing and a curse (I'm a 2 for $20 lover).
Hit the jump for a couple more weird product shots.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees there's nothing better than cooking outside. Unless it's really hot out. Then there's nothing better than cooking in the A/C.