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Curiosity Rover Spots A Rat/Lizard Alien On Mars

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This is the rat/lizard alien that the Mars rover Curiosity recently spotted on the red planet. FULL DISCLOSURE: just a rock. Now the conspiracy theorists would have you believe the government is just trying to cover up the Martian discovery, but those are the same people who don't wash their hair often enough. Never trust a person who doesn't wash their hair often enough. Unless they're homeless, in which case they have a good excuse not to, but still don't trust them when they ask you for change to ride the bus. It's for drugs or alcohol.

Hit the jump for an ultra-poor quality closeup so all the hours some nutjob spent super-zooming into pictures from Mars wasn't in vain.

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Thanks to Matt, who told me if he had a dime for every time somebody thought they saw an alien in some rock formation on Mars he's not sure how much money he'd have.

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  • Niet

    EPICCCCCC! I'm a nerd

  • colt
  • Nestor Sanchez

    Can you fuck it?

  • exier

    Proof they faked the mars rover and embezzled the money while driving a remote control car around in utah

    Squirrel: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZK_q...

    Alien:http://truedemocracyparty.net/...

  • porkleaker

    Perhaps its the petrified remains of a mutant ratlizard?

  • I'm sure that if the Mars One project ever lifts off the ground --which it won't-- then those poor bastards will think of that rock as the most delicious rat/lizard feast they ever ate in their predictably short life.

  • inconspicuous

    It's not a rat/lizard on Mars. It's a rat/lizard in the desert, where Curiosity is.

  • Engelpewpew

    someone is a christian.

  • exier

    Exactly

  • exier

    Once we get there I call dibs on that rock

  • exier

    the ratlizard is pretty much the only actually realistic animal sighting though

  • Ben Udkow

    Martian alien rats-lizards taste like Earth chicken. I can't tell you how I know...I just do...

  • Pizza

    Montauk Monster on Mars!!

  • Curtis Fulbright

    I do believe in aliens but that my friend is a rock.. lol

  • Zurar101

    Some people want to believe so badly that they see things that aren't really there. Do I believe there is other life out there somewhere? Yes. Do I believe that we have been visited by that life? No; if we had, I'm sure we'd all know it by now and not be thinking that rare natural phenomenons are "possibly" aliens. If an alien was advanced enough to make it to our system, I would think they'd be able to observe us from space without having to reveal themselves to us... Cause seriously, who wants to see alien privates? I know GW does!

  • YANA_Who

    My hopes were shattered far too early in the day to be healthy.

  • kisser

    living on a rock, eating and drinking the rocks and also breating a rock

  • Adam

    ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ok STAHP

  • I WANT TO BELIEVE

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