WARNING: Ad may contain spoilers.
This is the allegedly real casual encounters Craigslist ad from a lady in New Orleans who's looking for a Robb Stark look-alike to have her way with as Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen. Allegedly she has a replica of the Iron Throne too, which I find hard to believe because those things cost $30,000. Who knows, maybe she had a friend make one out of melted plastic swords from Toys R' Us. But that's not the point, the point is that one of you better look like Robb Stark and contact this woman to make this whole fantasy happen. Preferably with a Go-Pro camera strapped to your noggin.
Thanks to T8RO & Busty McGee, who have cool nicknames and should give me a cool nickname too and let me be part of their crew.