This is a video of Youtuber TheMiro59 constructing and test-flying his custom built radio controlled USS Enterprise. It has light effects and everything. Unfortunately, it's not the best flyer, but hey -- neither am I.
PILOT: Attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking.
ME: HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. Mayday, Mayday! *downs airplane bottle, braces for impact*
Hit the jump for the video, but skip around after the 3:00 mark to see the test flights.
Thanks to kassian, who called me a jerk in his email and hurt my feelings but I'm going to be the better man and just brush it off then attack him when he least expects it.