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Aperture Science Portal Bike (Isn't As Cool As It Sounds)

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This is the Aperture Science Portal themed fixie for sale on Craigslist in San Jose, CA. And by Portal themed I mean it's black with an Aperture Science sticker and orange and blue rims. Plus BONUS My Little Pony stickers! Those are probably worth the $300 themselves.

I'm selling a nice dicent fixie 300 obo just got the rims a week ago but I don't even ride bikes so I don't need it anymore every thing works fine and looks good I paid over 450 for every thing on text me at (408)359-8177 text only I can take off the stickers if wanted will trade for wii u

Wait, so you paid over $450 for everything but don't even ride bikes? You might want to reevaluate your buying habits. Also, "will trade for wii u"?! AHAHHAHAHHAHHA. Just learn how to ride the bike bro.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the BONUS My Little Pony stickers.

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Thanks to Meastro, who once rode through a portal in the middle of the street and got to meet the ninja turtles. Okay I'm pretty sure that was a manhole.

There are Comments.
  • mike

    lol, and it got stolen

  • Taylor Love

    stupid hipster. science has advanced past fixed gears.

  • sane37

    stolen

  • ZOMG! This bike is only 15 miles away from my house!

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