A Zip-Lock Bag Jacket Full Of Sandwiches And Snacks
This is the jacket made from sewn together Ziplock bags by Jaya's friend Diane. It...might be the most magnificent jacket I've ever seen and that's saying a lot because I used to own a pleather Member's Only windbreaker. The only thing that sucks about this one is that bullies can see what you're bringing to school for lunch and might demand your Teddy Grahams on the schoolbus in the morning which is exactly why I spiked them with laxatives. You ever seen your mortal enemy shit his pants during the rope climb in second period gym class? I felt like I'd just been elected president.
Hit the jump for some worthwhile closeups of the pockets full of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Combos, baby carrots and more!
Thanks to my half-pal Terry, who's no stranger to running full-speed for the closest bathroom because he's a disgusting eater. Just a monster.