The 9%: Almost 1 In 10 People Would Sex A Robot
See the guy in the picture? He calls that lovedoll his wife. Don't be that guy.
According to a recent study, 9% of people would be willing to have sex with a robot. And not like, to win a bunch of money if they survive the affair, they're just straight-up willing to bang a robot. Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's bourbon in my coffee time.
Though many (42 percent) are still confused as to whether sex with a robot would constitute infidelity, I believe it might constitute the ultimate hybrid hope.
Wait -- 42% aren't sure having sex with a robot constitutes cheating? Let me answer that for you: yes, and in the worst way possible. Not only have you wronged your spouse, YOU HAVE WRONGED HUMANITY. The percentage of people who will regret having sex with a robot after the deed is done: 200%. God, could you even imagine the shame? "YOLO!" You make me sick.
Hit the jump for a video in case you can't get enough of that dude in the screenshot.
Thanks to Matty Matt, who tried to get me to admit that I'd try it.