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So It's Come To This: Star Wars Inspired BDSM Sex Toys

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This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game inspired sex toys. Companion cube and Horde/Alliance paddles? Check. Sonic screwdriver whipping cane? Uh-huh. Nintendo and Sega Genesis controller ass-slappers? You bet your cherry-red buttcheeks! Now call me old fashioned, but I like my sex toys how I like my art projects: made out of things I found at the dollar store.

Hit the jump for a ton more including things you've never dreamed of (i.e. a My Little Pony tail paddle).

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Thanks to that jerkbag Terry, who probably uses his $400 lightsaber replica as a sex toy.

There are Comments.
  • Jessica ASI

    Love Geek Kink! We just did a review for their Hello Kitty paddle!

  • FatefullyKinetic

    Oh geez. I want most of those paddles. (not the MLP though...that's just me)

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  • Fred McDonald

    Some of those are pretty good - I wish I'd thought of doing this. I have made a few "Cat 5 of Nine tails" floggers, but I don't have one for sale right now.

  • the antagonist

    It's not the concept that makes me cringe, but the execution. Some look well done, but others look like they were made by a 12 year old with the coffee shakes.

  • Michael James

    If there isn't already a Carbonite Han gimp suit somewhere then I don't know what we've been doing with the internet.

  • Jane Savage

    Is anyone else surprised that these things hadn't existed until now?

  • Now I know what to ask my boyfriend for my birthday.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    I LOVE the cord on the controllers! Not into being whipped or anything, but these are kinda fun.

  • Joey Svitek

    Joining the Galactic Empire? That's a paddlin'.

  • I'vē maḋē $64,000 sō far ṫhis yēar wōrking ōnlinē anḋ I'm a full ṫimē sṫuḋēnṫ. Im using an ōnline ḃusinēss ōppōrṫuniṫy I hēarḋ aḃōuṫ anḋ I'vē maḋē such grēaṫ mōnēy. Iṫ's rēally usēr friēnḋly anḋ I'm jusṫ sō happy ṫhaṫ I fōunḋ ōuṫ aḃōuṫ iṫ. Hērēs whaṫ I ḋō, Lux14.com

  • Closet Nerd

    Those whips look weak!!!

    I bet they feel like butterfly farts on my wife's ass!
    ......just sayin

  • David Lerer

    naice

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